Friday, April 3, 2009

I Was/Am/Will be A Hard Worker

I am a Hard worker ; Yes; Yes ; believe me I am a Hard worker.

I this well written blog I am going to prove it. Yes I am going to add some real strong points (readers can read them as ‘ Intelligent’ points) to support my case.

This is my reply for all my critics who think I am a lazy good for nothing dude!!

Coming to the point!!
Let me tell you why I am forced to write this blog.

It started one month back in orkut; one of my junior scrapped me.
“ Hi sir; how r u doing; Howz job life?
Forgot to ask you; what about your job? Didn’t they sack you?”

Well I convinced myself that this is a compliment.

But then all of my juniors started sending me the same scrap.
I can’t take this as a compliment anymore.
These juniors; they are good for nothing.
I decided not to scrap my juniors anymore.

But then a senior scrapped ; “ rey challa! U still have ur job! If so be careful ; start working”

Juniors; seniors all are same; I started getting worried.

“ Only my friends know how hard working I am” I said to myself.

I called my friend; I desperately needed someone to praise me now;

“ Man ; these juniors; all are asking why IBM didn’t sack me till now; they must be ragged again !”

Now my so called friend; that idiot started laughing in the phone.

My friend “ Maama two jokes in a single line ; only you can talk like that “

Me: what jokes?

Friend (aka Idiot ) : You remember how they commented you on our convo? -you cant even rag properly; that will be like torching yourself. Regarding that Job; even I am wondering the same”

I switched off my cell phone for two days and I didn’t receive calls from anyone for 2 days.

This is not a compliment anymore… damn it.

Next day ; I was working on my computer ( seriously coding something ) and one of my colleague approached me silently

Colleague: How come you are working in office Challa? No movies in the comp?

I had enough; I felt like banging this computer before me and my colleagues head at once. However, as both are not possible; I thought of making a list of the points which prove I am a hard worker and mail it to every one

1) I know I got very less GPA ; and yes some suppli’s too . But then I mastered the art of one day batting guys. I even got a 7 in one fine semester. Isn’t that hard work??

I cleared subjects of Sarkar in single attempt.
Yes you may complain I got suppli’s in easy subjects like mathematics.
But then when Rahul dravid is batting in test match before the day of exam;
How do you expect me to read? As a fact taking a chance to read everything later is a sacrifice and it involves lots of hard work later.
(You need to store the notes for next year; every one might have forgot the subject; and none can explain you.. do you see the point!!)

Now there was this talk: I don’t know any thing about this SI and CI but still I got a B+ in IC engines. The fact is I just don’t know the full forms of them; but I can write pages of stories about them.
Even for this talent guys, I put in great effort.

When I can do this; Cant I manage my job?

2) I still prefer playing cricket.

3) You will see me reading anytime; I never sat at chai centers doing chit chat. Almost all the time you will see me reading. Didn’t I read Around the world in 80 days ( ofcourse Credit must be given to Mr.Jules verne too ) non stop. Dickens ; Wodehouse I read almost everything I can get. You can occasionally spot me in library reading ; ‘Photogaphy Today’.
( note: the point is total pages read by me will be greater than any topper from my

4) Well ; not to forget the night outs to watch sunset and sun rise. I pretty well
watched all parts of rocky in a night. I prefer to walk or cycle than to travel by

I thought some of these excellent points and sent a mail to all my friends.

Let me show you some of the replies :

Mohan: you are the same old B** C*** stuff; you did not change at all challa.

Topper: I don’t exactly remember you; r u the only guy who got a second class from our branch?

Mechanical : Damn your branch professors; How can they give a 7 for you ?? This is too much.

Vivek: every idiot in idea will play cricket. With regards Vivek.; IT specialist TCS,Banglore

And the worst reply.

Abhishek: What the F*** are you trying to prove challa, u r hard worker or something !!
I couldn’t stop laughing after reading your mail.

This is disgrace !! This is absolute disgrace!!

Especially that abhishek; he who used to irritate me a lot when laughed aloud; I should have broken his teeth in college; then he wouldn’t have sent a reply like this!

But still I stick to my words; I am a hard worker;
If you at least one of you believe that I am a real hard worker I will be happy.

You know what I did to prove myself a hard worker finally?

I added one more point and forwarded the mail again to everyone.

4) Come on guys! I worked hard for two hours to prepare these points.!!

Jai Ho

( Disclaimer : All are imaginary characters ..)